Commonwealth of Egan
Unity and Progress
Song of Lēnoway
|Micronation in Montreal, Canada |
|Official language(s)||English, French|
|Government||Dynastic Military Junta|
|- Governor||Christopher Kimyōna|
|Established||July 10th, 2017|
|Area claimed||0.055 sq. km.|
|Currency||Eganese Lid (EGŁ)|
|Time zone||Eganese Standard Time (EgST)|
|National drink||Maple Milk Cocktail|
|Patron saint||John Baker|
Egan, officially the Commonwealth of Egan is a 1 year old micronation located in Montreal, Canada. It was founded on July 10th, 2017. The nation is the birthplace of Crumology. It has its own time zone, which is 30 minutes behind Eastern Standard Time.
Egan is a dynastic military junta. It is led by Governor Christopher Kimyona. Homosexuality, transexuality, and abortion are legal. Guns are 100% illegal, with the exception of Nerf guns and water guns.
Egan claims several territories. Here is a list.
- Lenoway - Egan's forested capital
- Harven - three patches of land by Lenoway
- Scammington - Home of the Governor
- Metallo - Located in a park near Scammington
- Corringham Gardens - Located by a metro station
- Peanut Island - Located in Lake Louisa
Egan was founded on July 10th, 2017, by Christopher Kimyona, who was elected Governor in the new one-party state. On October 17th, 2017, Kimyona promoted himself to Viscount, and was later crowned Kaiser of Egan on Christmas Day of 2017.
he Eganese Socialist Revolution took place on January 20th, 2018, and Egan became a Marxist Socialist state for the next three months. Egan claimed two new territories, Metallo, and Aragestan. Aragestan was later ceded to Newton.
In late April of 2018, the Reactionary Reformation took place, when Egan reverted back to its first government. In that time, Egan claimed a new capital, Lenoway, as well as the territories of Harven and Corringham Gardens.
The Archduchy of Egan was founded on June 14th, 2018, and was replaced on July 6th by the Banana Republic, now known as the Commonwealth. In August of 2018, Egan claimed Peanut Island as a new territory.
The two official currencies of Egan are the Eganese Lid and the LoMN Numus. Lids are made out of can lids. The Numus is the currency of the League of Micronations, which Egan is a member of. Egan also accepts the Euro, the British Pound, and Canadian currency.
Egan recognizes all UN members, all LoMN members, Molossia, the Aerican Empire, Sealand, Hutt River, Newton, Totoland, and Ecconodantis.
Egan celebrates the solstices and equinoxes, Christmas, Halloween, Easter, the New Year, and Thanksgiving. Egan also celebrates several other national holidays, most of them inspired from "Stardew Valley" festivals. Christmas and Easter are observed as secular holidays due to their secularization throughout the 20th and 21st century A.D. Citizens get days off on equinoxes and solstices because they are observed as religious holidays. Egan also celebrates Norton Day and Pink Shirt Day.
|Baker Day||January 17th||Celebrates the birth of John Baker, founder of the Republic of Madawaska, an early micronation|
|Egg Festival||April 13th||An annual egg hunt is set up. Whoever finds the most eggs in one minute wins a prize.|
|Lilac Dance||May 24th||A flower-themed dance around the Tree of Cubenthep|
|Dance of the Acorns||June 28th||A night time Acorn-themed dance around any oak tree|
|Eganese Independence Day||July 10th||Celebrates the day Egan was founded|
|Elderberry Festival||August 11th||Celebrates Elderberries, Egan's national food|
|Senet Games||September 16th||The best Senet players compete in Lenoway|
|Pumpkin's Eve||October 27th||A haunted maze is set up. The first one to find the Golden Pumpkin wins a prize.|
|Ice Festival||December 8th||Celebrates the element of ice.|
|Christopher Day||December 10th||Celebrating the Governor's birthday|
|Feast of the Winter Star||December 23rd||Mini-Stockings are put up the night before, and are filled with candy, snacks, and small toys the next day|
The Eganese are a very cultured people. Their culture is based on the video game Stardew Valley. Most Eganese are Pastafarians, Agnostics, Silinists, or Atheists.
The national sport is Senet, an ancient Egyptian varient of chess. Elderberries, Pasta with Hot Sauce, Bagels, Starfruit, and Maple cow's milk are delicacies in Eganese cuisine.
Egan's patron saint is John Baker. He founded the micronation of Madawaska in the early 19th century.
- Banana Republic of Newton - Egan and Newton are ethnically related, and the leaders of each nation are good friends
- Kingdom of Totoland - Also ethnically related to Egan. The leader of Egan is also co-king of Totoland, along with his friend.
- Duchy of Lakefieldia - Ruled by relatives of the leader of Egan
- Ecconodantis - The leaders of each nation are also good friends, and friends with the leader of Newton.
- United Imperial Empire - Egan and the UIE share a few co-principalities west of Montreal.
The Eganese Military Arsenal consists of:
|Water gun||2 (1 pistol and 1 spare gun)||Ranged||Used to blind and wet enemies|
|Nerf Gun||0 (more to be purchased)||Ranged||Used to shoot the enemy with foam bullets|
|Inflatable boat||1||Mount||The H.E.S. Bertlian (AKA Hensum Buote) can be used to hit enemies from the water|