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Grand Republic of Pineland

"Statum! (Here we stand)"
Patriots Battle Cry
Auburn, United States
Capital city Lindin
Largest city Lindin
Official language(s) English
Official religion(s) Christianity (Reformed)
Demonym Pinelandian
Government Libertarian Dictatorship
- Prime Minister Joshua Malinowski
- Permanent President James Linder
Legislature Advisory Parliament
Established April 16, 2014
Area claimed Approximately 200 sq. feet
Population 3
Currency Barter
Time zone Pacific
National sport Biatolon
National animal Lion
Patron saint St. Martin of Tours
Internet Domain NA
We are allies of The Holy Empire of New Israel


The Republic of Pineland was founded on 2013 in Auburn, United States.


The area that this micro nation is in is surrounded by pines so therefore we call it "The Pinecone Republic."


Our nation was founded by James Linder, Joshua, and Daniel Malinowski. Our first battle was with the Blackhawk a group of commies that has opposed us since our first year, it consisted of a stick duel to drive them out of the meeting place.

Government & Politics

Pineland is a republic and is founded upon christian principles and our constitution is the Bible. In order to found laws we have a Parliament that advises the president in what to do, if the president doesn't like the law he can veto it if he proves that it would be bad for the country.

Law & Order

Our Parlament is also the judicial branch and the Pinecone Republic Patriots will also act as the police.

Foreign Relations

We have an embargo against The Republic of Cheesistan And encourage all other groups to join us in this. We are also at war with the Commie group The Blackhawks. We are currently not looked upon as a nation by anyone but ourselves.


We have the same ranks as the U.S. Army and our weaponry consists of water guns, airsoft guns, and a German Shepherd dog.

Geography & Climate

We have lots of wildlife and trees with a moderate temperature level.


We have only a barter system so therefore a very small economy. Our jobs consist of yard work, and walking dogs.


We are a Christian country therefore our culture is based off of European culture.


Currently developing news. We do have a youtube account.

See also

Our conutry's foundations:


AS Pinecone Republic founders our mission is to create a country that is ideal: a state led by a wise leader with as small a government as possible. Many people would say that Democracy is the most sublime form of government with the people governing themselves. This may sound good on paper and in speeches, but we of our small Republic beg to differ. Democracy in the Greek literally means the rule of the people. The main problem in this false ideal is that people cannot effectively rule themselves without their acknowledgement of Almighty God, the true God of the Bible. If people do not submit to God's will, and follow him, then calamity and despotism will follow. As the Holy Scriptures themselves say in the Book of Jeremiah, "The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure, who can understand it?" Thus if we trust in the masses to "rule themselves the result will obviously be chaos and in the end, the appetite rules, and the ungodly, who appeal to the sinful world are elected, and the democracy disintegrates into pure, blasphemous, chaos. Thus, as American Founder Benjamin Rush said,"Democracy is the Devil's own government". Is there a solution to this demagoguery? We Pincone Republicans say absolutely! Our form of government seeks to put God back on the throne instead of our deceitful hearts. We have installed as Permanent President, James Linder, a young Christian man with a devoted faith and a love of justice. We have a single constitution: The Bible. The President will be advised by the Advisory Parlament that will be elected by the people. The Parliment will be composed of devout Christian men, and will choose laws for our fair land. The laws must be Biblical, or else the law will be illeagal. If the law is passed, the President must aproove of it. The Advisory Parliment also will chose the next leader when the current President resigns or is otherwise deposed or unfit to lead. Taxes shall never exceed 10%, because if we give this tithe to God, and he is our number one priority, then why should we give earthly governments more? The Government bureaucracy shall never exceed the number of 5,000. Citizens are encouraged to form Political Fronts, Parties, and Movements, but nothing blasphemous or seditious is allowed. Revolution is against the law, as the Scriptures command us to respect the leaders that God put in their place. The President is the head of state, government, and military for life, and can rule accordingly. All of his decrees are law, but if the Parliment votes by a three-fourths majority to reject the proclamation, they must provide Biblical justification for their action. This rejection must be approved by the majority of Christian Pastors.

Chapter 2:

The Foundation The Grand Republic was founded in 2013, to escape from the satanic corruption of the United States of America. As of this writing, the States are ruled by a despot who is trying to undermine Biblical morality by promoting Sodomy, the murder of innocents (abortion), and trying to disarm the population and make the population defenseless. This Republic is founded on the Bible, Morality, and Common Sense. Citizenship is open to all people. Citizens may believe any religion, but only Christian churches will receive tax-exempt status. May it be observed that this IS a Christian nation, and all non-Christian behavior will not be tolerated. We are the sworn enemies of Soviet Bolshevism. All commies and pinkos beware: the vengeance of Christ is nigh! We will act as the sword of our Lord and seek to establish peace with our neighbors, the American Republic. As for other miro-nations, we will seek diplomatic recognition from you too. The other "official nations" take heed: we are a REAL functioning Nation. We say to the American Republic: if you deny us the right to govern ourselves you are denying us the very right that brought your country into existence. As the Declaration of Independence says "[government] rests on the consent of the governed". We will welcome to our ranks all our fellow lovers of freedom and the true Christian faith.

Chapter 3:

The Action The military of the Republic is its milita: The Pinecone Republic Patriots. This militia defends its citizens at all times and bravely faces all hazards to vindicate Christ and fatherland. The HQ of this popular front is West Coast Honor Camp. The members of the militia are subservient to the president's command, and are legally members of The Military of the Grand Republic of Pineland. The Militia is open to citizens and non-citizens. The non-citizens will become citizens after serving one week in the militia's Foreign Brigade. The head of the Foreign Brigade is Joshua Malinowski. The ranks in the militia are the same as in the U.S. Army. The Air Corps of the Milita is headed by Anthony Michehel. The Milita's navy is led by Daniel Malinowski. All the Branches are subservient to the office of Permanant President.

Soldier's Code of Honor:

I hearby solemnly swear to uphold the laws of the Bible and conduct myself according to the precepts of my Lord, Jesus Christ. For God and Fatherland I commit my Heart, Weapon, and Mind! Statum!

The National Anthem:

The Patriot's Battle Cry Chorus: Our Republic forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah! Down with the Blackhawks, and up with our God; While we rally round the flag, boys, we'll rally once again, Shouting the battle cry of freedom!


We are springing to the call of our brothers gone before, Shouting the battle cry of freedom! And we'll fill our vacant ranks with a million freemen more, Shouting the battle cry of freedom!


We will welcome to our numbers the loyal, true and brave, Shouting the battle cry of freedom! And although they may be poor, not a man shall be a slave, Shouting the battle cry of freedom!


So we're springing to the call from the East and from the West, Shouting the battle cry of Freedom; And we'll hurl that commy crew from the land that we love best, Shouting the battle cry of Freedom.


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