Principality of Egan
Equality and Prosperity
The Song of Denonville
|Montreal, Canada |
|Official language(s)||English, French|
|Government||One-Party Socialist Republic|
|Legislature||Supreme People's Assembly|
|Established||July 10th, 2017|
|Area claimed||0.0084 sq. km.|
|Currency||Eganese Lid, Alliance Franc, LoMN Numus|
|Time zone||EgST (Eganese Standard Time)|
|National dish||Eganese Cookie|
|National drink||Maple Cowsmilk|
|Patron saint||Nikola Tesla|
The word "Egan" comes from Egan Avenue, a street near the Principality.
Egan is a One-Party Socialist republic. The current Governor is Aydo Kimyōna.
Egan is a progressive nation. They are against global warming, firearms, social inequality, racism, homophobia, radical religious groups, and sexism.
Egan supports social equality, pacifism, gender equality, LGBT+ rights, ethnic harmony, non-radical religious groups, and bagels.
Egan has some of the most strict gun laws in the world. All guns and gun factories are illegal even for police and military. The only guns citizens can carry are licensed Nerf guns.
Main Article: Eganese Civil War
The Eganese Civil War broke out on April 14th, 2018. Currently, it has resulted in the capture of the former Metallo Republic by the Royalists. It is now known as the Metallo Viceroyalty.
The national anthem of Egan is the "Song of Denonville", a hymn to the capital city.
Egan claims the residence of Governor Kimyōna as well as his front and backyard. It also claims the sidewalk in front of Kimyona's house and part of his alleyway. This area is known as the mainland.
Egan also claims a world in the video game Terraria, where the Governor and his cousins have virtual homes. The Terraria world is also home to several NPCs who do not have official citizenship due to lack of sentience.
Main article: Aragestan Republic
Egan claims a park in Montreal located near the mainland. Albert-Arnold is approximately 0.005 square kilometres in area. It contains benches, two playgrounds, a set of swings, and a climbing web.
Main article: Metallo Republic
Egan also claims another park in Montreal near the mainland. This park is called Le Parc Des Metallos. Its area is approximately 0.0014 square kilometres. The Socialists lost the Republic to the Royalists on April 16th, 2018, after the Battle of Metallo.
Main article: Selwyn Republic
Egan claims yet another park in Montreal called Parc Edouard-Fabre. The park was named after a Canadian marathon runner. However, the Republic is named after Governor Kimyona's old micronation.
The three official currencies of the Principality of Egan are the Eganese Lid, the LoMN Numus, and the Alliance Franc. Lids are made out of can lids. The Alliance Franc is the official currency of The Alliance of Fish, which Egan is a member of. The Numus is the currency of the League of Micronations, which Egan is also a member of.
Egan accepts Terraria coins and Canadian currency.
Egan recognizes all UN members. Egan also recognizes Molossia, the Aerican Empire, Hutt River, the Commonwealth of Dracul, The Principality of Newton, Excifort The People's Republic of Nova Cordonia, Apachiland, Skywalkistan, Vlasynia, Falalia, Catalonia, Levonia, Alimia, New Rizalia, the Kingdom of United Counties, and Abkhazia.
Egan has been recognized by the Aerican Empire, the Commonwealth of Dracul, Excifort, Newton, the Econodentists, and the Kingdom of United Counties . Although Molossia does not officially recognize other micronations, they have stated that they would provide assistance to Egan if in need, and if it is in Molossia's power.
The Principality of Egan is a member of TAOF (The Alliance Of Fish), an organization consisted of the Principality of Newton (the founder of TAOF), The People's Republic of Nova Cordonia, & The Principality of Egan. It is also a member of the League of Micronations and the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations.
Egan celebrates the solstices and equinoxes, Christmas, Samhain (Halloween), Easter, the New Year, and Thanksgiving. Egan also celebrates 12 other national holidays, most of them inspired from "Stardew Valley" festivals. Christmas and Easter are observed as secular holidays due to their secularization throughout the 20th and 21st century A.D. Citizens get days off on equinoxes and solstices because they are observed as religious holidays. Egan also celebrates Norton Day and Pink Shirt Day.
- April 3rd - Emmett Johns's Feast Day (Celebrating Egan's patron saint)
- April 13th - Egg Festival (Stardew Valley Fesitval)
- April 24th - Lilac Dance (Adaptation of a Stardew Valley Festival)
- May 10th - National Snail Day (Celebrating Snails)
- June 26th - National Squirrel Day (Celebrating Squirrels)
- July 10th - Eganese Independence Day (Self-explanatory)
- July 11th - Luau ( Stardew Valley Festival)
- October 16th - Egan City Fair (Tourists come to see a grand exposition in Egan)
- October 27th - Spirits' Eve (Stardew Valley Festival)
- December 8th - Ice Festival (Stardew Valley Festival)
- December 10th - Aydo's Day (Celebrating Egan's founder's birthday)
- December 23rd - Feast of the Winter Star (Stardew Valley Holiday)
Egan has a variety of slang words, some of them shown here.
- Tsaw = yes
- Nuh = no
- Judd = good
- Chumbucket = person
- Chuzzy = cold/chilly
- Smet = hot
- Badda = bad
- Season's Yeetings = traditional holiday greeting
- Durn = That
Eganese Cockney speakers replace "I am" with "I s' ". For example, "I am walking" would be "I s'walking" and "I am happy" would be "I s'happy". This is also the case in other conjugations such as "they s'talking" or "she s'talking".
The Eganese are a very cultured people. Their culture is in some ways similar to Hungarian, Quebecois, and British culture. The national food is the Eganese Cookie, made with a special Eganese recipe.
The national beverage of Egan is maple cowsmilk, a traditional Eganese beverage consisted of warm milk with maple syrup in it.
The national sport is Basket-Hat, which is similar to Basketball. Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots is also popular and even has its own league, the Eganese RSR League.
In terms of TV entertainment, Salad Fingers, the X-Files, Geography Now, the Joy of Painting, and Star Trek are popular TV series. Popular movies include Dog of Man and the Sixth Sense.
Favourite pop songs among the Eganese include 7th Element by Vitas, Ievan Polka and Dragostea Din Tei by O-Zone
EganPass is an idea put in to play by Eganese Premier (or "Elite") member, Duke Anson Skirāta of Basildon IV, who is now Secretary-General of EganPass™. EganPass™ has 3 versions; EganBlue™, bought by anyone not part of the Premier, does not include payment method. EganPink™, for foreign leaders (Except for Anson) who are interested in diplomatic relations, formerly know as "diplomatic citizenship", payment method not included. And last but not least, EganGold™, for anyone part of the Premier, the highest Eganese governmental body, payment method included.