Semi-Autonomous Province of Zyakoslavia (Subject of the F.A.R.T.)
"Kill and be killed!"
|Official language(s)||English, Spanish, French, Russian|
|- Executive Governor||Zdenko Lvivchenkov|
|Established||30 January 2015|
|Currency||Imperial F.A.R.T. Dollar|
Admitted into the union on 30 January 2015, Zyakofranslavia became a Semi-Autonomous Province.
Local Legal Code
Zyakofranslavia holds the distinction of being the first state of the F.A.R.T. to pass a law on a local level. Ratified by Executive Governor Zdenko Lvivchenkov and Supreme Dictator Vladimir Veselovsky on 6 February 2015, the law stipulates that all human citizens of Zyakofranslavia are compelled to eat pizza every Friday, and that failing to do so could result in a simulated execution. In full, the law reads: "Lactose tolerable persons are legally required to consume some amount of pizza on every Friday. Not complying with this law is punishable by the death penalty."